Miss Pissy Pussy

For those of us who have that one drunk friend that you literally have to pry the liquor from there hands. I' m taking the time to salute the miss pissy pussys, all the times you song slurred rap songs while everyone laughed at you not with you. This blog by me is for you, Thank you for being oto drunk to wanna eat so, my munchies conquered the snack pantry that night. Thank you for getting us kicked outta parties, and the occassional club because no one like's sweaty male shirts and sweaty swinging female locks. [ewwww] For the times you weren't just pissy but full of last nights munch attack snacks and decided you wanted me to hold ur hair while you puked up your guts. Just thought i share the idea of that one drunk friend that seem to pee more even after the drinks stopped pouring and remembered less in the morning. To all the random hook up we had to explain to you because you were to plastered to care. We love our pissy pussy friends even if they weren't lady like majority of the time.

To Miss Pissy Pussy may your cup continue to runneth over.